Things I Would Buy If I Could Afford Them/Didn’t Have Broke Bitch Mentality:

• -Cute ‘quirky’ rings/necklaces.
• -Nintendo 64/Sega with games.
• -A new Gamecube.
• -Every tobacco flavor in our local smoke shop.
• -Bras & underwear from Victoria Secret.
• -Good quality OTF double action switchblade.
• -Lotions/sprays/washes/scrubs from Bath & Body Works.
• -Another mini gun lighter.
• -Lots of clothes.
• -A stuffed Link/Sonic the Hedgehog/Bowser.
• -Battleship.
• -Poker chips/Texas Hold’em board.
• -Non coin operated arcade game machine. (I’d find a place to fit it, okay!?)
• -Pierce my cartilage.
• -Arrangements/candles/vases/’decor’ from my department.
• -Books/magazines.
• -Lots of Krinks/spray paint.
• -When I see something I know a friend/family member would like, I actually buy it for them. (because it is so rare I am confident in knowing what someone would actually really like.)
• -A pillow shaped like a UFO.
• -Record player + more vinyls.
• -Pretty glass jars.
• -BB Gun.
• -Ouija board.
• -Lots of comedy/horror/thriller movies.
• -A better chess set.
• -Tattoo flash art prints.
• -A lot more shit I can’t bear to think of because I know I won’t buy it because all the things listed above are not necessities or things I will make good use out of and probably neglect/forget about after a week.

Shit I Will Actually Do With My Money:

• -Put it in my savings account.
• -Put it in my gas tank.
• -Drugs/Alcohol.
• -Sour punch straws.

Yup. Priorities.

Ohmygod now I’m remembering what sex would be like from that bearded ginger at Gamestop.

I’m very fucking clearly in a disturbed mind set right now because of my lack of MINDLESS SPENDING.